Jon, Ian, Tyler, Jeff
Palling ‘Round with God is a 4 player epic adventure of three heroes who are looking for the all-powerful, radiating orb of infinite shenanigan wisdom…which is covered up by gold coins and $20 bills in a steamer trunk hidden somewhere in the world. The one lucky buck that gets to play God must defend the treasure at all costs. Sadly, it’s all that’s left worth saving. The housing market’s crap nowadays. Television hasn’t been good since 1959. And your son hates you. He had the nerve to stay in bed all day on his birthday last year just to spite you and your festive holiday party plans. Screw ‘em. You’re the boss. Your t-shirt says so. You guide gloomy buffer angels, dirty devil demon crawlers, and a mega-giant of massive meanness to stop a trio of bumbling schmucks from getting your stash. The three searchers are lost in a vague world. Slowly proceeding over an empty landscape where untold riches (actually just about $8,020.17) or fierce tooth-to-toe battles await just around the corner. Movements are direct and the mission is clear. Steal God’s thunder fund.
Palling ‘Round with God is a 4 player epic adventure of three heroes who are looking for the all-powerful, radiating orb of infinite shenanigan wisdom…which is covered up by gold coins and $20 bills in a steamer trunk hidden somewhere in the world. The one lucky buck that gets to play God must defend the treasure at all costs. Sadly, it’s all that’s left worth saving. The housing market’s crap nowadays. Television hasn’t been good since 1959. And your son hates you. He had the nerve to stay in bed all day on his birthday last year just to spite you and your festive holiday party plans. Screw ‘em. You’re the boss. Your t-shirt says so. You guide gloomy buffer angels, dirty devil demon crawlers, and a mega-giant of massive meanness to stop a trio of bumbling schmucks from getting your stash. The three searchers are lost in a vague world. Slowly proceeding over an empty landscape where untold riches (actually just about $8,020.17) or fierce tooth-to-toe battles await just around the corner. Movements are direct and the mission is clear. Steal God’s thunder fund.
Memory and luck will reward the patient, but be careful of your teammates in this quest. They can choose to revive a fallen comrade as they lay bruised and confused on the path ahead or they can take an extra long step over the carnage, give a thumbs up sign, smile, and keep on looking for that confounded treasure box thing. And always remember, far, far above - God’s watching it all. Reveling in the squabbles and near misses with the loot. One of the heroes walks mere centimeters away from the loot? Should God have said anything? Maybe. Maybe not. It’s up to God. But remember, as the result of an old football injury, he can’t move the heavy treasure after initially putting it down. It’s there forever. And once it’s discovered - the great big gig’s up. It’s been fun palling ‘round with you, God, but I’ve got to go! (fade-up distant angry thunder, wait for electricity to go ou------- -
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